My name is Madeleine, and in the last 5 years I have been:
a college student
an army wife
a social worker
a mary kay lady
a makeup artist
a writer (kinda)
an instagrammer (barely)
a stay at home mom
a fitness coach
a fired* fitness coach
a seriously confused 20-something
So. yeah. I’ve done a lot.. and I’ve been mediocre at most of it. Definitely at the stay at home mom bit. That one’s been a doozy.
But through it all, the one constant has been: there is no constant. I am a floating dandelion puff. Every time I think I’ve landed, that mother-fluffing wind comes up and scoops me right back up again.
I guess this is the part where I tell you to read my blogs and “come along for the ride”. You can if you want, but I’ll warn you. There’s some seriously weird stuff in there.